12/14/2010

Size Matters? - What Men say

What Men say

Any man who had a “normal” childhood, when in the school showers, after the gymnastic class, besides the part of beating the other guys with the towels in the butt, always, always they look and compare de Penis of each other.

And Why?

Every man says that size matters.

All jokes at all ages are just about Sex or the conquests and how easy it was score with that girl and how she liked it. (In true sense, all lies). 

Men get depressed, with low-esteem if they, and all man already have done, they measure their own penis and if the result is less than 7’’, they would pay anything to make him grow up.

When a men it’s not satisfied with is size, then he will measure, and measure until he is convinced that will not grow and that it not worth it, trying more.
In their mind the “bigger is better”.

“I’ve a big gun, I’ve a big car and I’ve a big house, but what I have bigger than you, and who cares my banking account, is my Penis who is gigantic”.

If they know if any ex-boyfriend of his actual girlfriend, had a nice and big Penis, he will stay all the rest of his life thinking: “why the hell she’s staying with me?”. Off course his first idea is, because of my money, because of the security that I can give to her. If she says to him that size doesn’t matter he will, always, think she’s lying and she’s just being condescending with him, just to not hurt his feelings.

A man can be fat, slim, tall, short and he doesn’t matter a lot with this physiological characteristics only if his Penis isn´t small because at the mirror all the rest of characteristics are well.

Husband: “Oh, I’m not so fat”-Wife: “no darling, you are like a white whale"- He laugh. Husband:“ I’m not so short stature”-Wife:” no darling, just don’t stay in the corridor because i can stumble and fall because of you” - He laugh.
Husband:” darling, come her with your Tarzan, stay in my big wood”-Wife:” yeah, surely you are like an ape man, but big only in your imagination”.
This wife will not live for many years!

Never, but never make a joke about a tiny Penis, they are sensitive and with bad mood. The final result will not be so good!

Man believe that black people have the most lucky in the world, the Asian people are a joke, regardless of whether they reproduce more than any other nation in the planet, the white people are desperate to have one bigger than each other.

For a man, who like to be a man, the Size of his Sex matters!
The Bigger, is the best!

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